fibers are fused to the head!

it's snowing outside and it's beautiful.

i assumed i wouldn't have to come to work today because it's snowing, so i called a boss this morning. she said i should go in because everyone else drives and is working from home, so someone needed to be here. this is ridiculous. when i called her once i got to work, i told her i slipped on the sidewalk and almost broke my laptop so that she'd know i shouldn't have had to come in. i apparently need to be here to sign for packages. that's some harry wormwood shit, and i don't appreciate it.




i just found this whole movie on youtube. i guess i know what i'm doing at work today.